Hey, at least you didn't spend it on drugs!

7
My dad has been paying me $6 a day since freshman year for "lunch" I've been saving the money and currently have around $2,000

6 years is a big difference:

8
I told them my boyfriend was 25 when he was actually 31

Understandable:

9
The plan b box was not mine but my friend's

Three for one:

10
"Yes I'm fine, I'm okay, I'm safe"
"I don't know what weed smells like"

Wonder what they were doing instead...

11
That I was in college when I wasn't.

Not something you come running to your mom to share right away:

12
My mom thought I was a virgin until I was 23.
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