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Men Get Real About Why They're Sleeping On The Couch
They say you should never go to bed angry, but they also say you should drink eight glasses of water a day. Ain't nobody got time for that. These people's lover's quarrels dragged into the night, and someone ended up on the couch. Learn what they did, from the hilarious to the horrifying, below.

Why. Would. You. Say. That.

1
I told my wife that she gained weight...

..On a completely different subject, what are some comfortable positions to sleep on a couch?

Gross.

2
My wife wanted a jacuzzi 

So I farted in the tub.

I'm sleeping on the couch
#worthit

Okay, but who won?

3
Being married means arguing about whether or not Janet Jackson would've been famous with out her brothers. Ending with someone sleeping on the couch.

LOL

4
Wife got annoyed I kept singing the cha cha slide

As I climbed into bed I said "And this time... we're gonna get funky". I'm sleeping on the couch now

It's not a terrible idea?

5
My wife asked why I pay more attention to the cat than her.

I said she should try jumping in my lap and purring.

She said I should try sleeping on the couch.

Not funny, dude.

6
my wife fell asleep in the tub.. so I dropped an unplugged radio in the water and started screaming...

I'm sleeping on the couch tonight with a bottle of lotion
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