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Men Get Real About Why They're Sleeping On The Couch
They say you should never go to bed angry, but they also say you should drink eight glasses of water a day. Ain't nobody got time for that. These people's lover's quarrels dragged into the night, and someone ended up on the couch. Learn what they did, from the hilarious to the horrifying, below.

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Why. Would. You. Say. That.

1
I told my wife that she gained weight...

..On a completely different subject, what are some comfortable positions to sleep on a couch?

Gross.

2
My wife wanted a jacuzzi 

So I farted in the tub.

I'm sleeping on the couch
#worthit

Okay, but who won?

3
Being married means arguing about whether or not Janet Jackson would've been famous with out her brothers. Ending with someone sleeping on the couch.

LOL

4
Wife got annoyed I kept singing the cha cha slide

As I climbed into bed I said "And this time... we're gonna get funky". I'm sleeping on the couch now

It's not a terrible idea?

5
My wife asked why I pay more attention to the cat than her.

I said she should try jumping in my lap and purring.

She said I should try sleeping on the couch.

Not funny, dude.

6
my wife fell asleep in the tub.. so I dropped an unplugged radio in the water and started screaming...

I'm sleeping on the couch tonight with a bottle of lotion

Rookie move.

7
just called my wife of 3 months by my ex girlfriends name..... I think I'm sleeping on the couch...

Sometimes you gotta let your lady win.

8
Beat my wife three times in a row on "trivia crack", I am now sleeping on the couch.

In what world was this a good idea?

9
I wondered if my wife was asleep, so I held my phone in front of her face and turned it on. 
Then I dropped it onto her nose.
She's awake now.
Man, sleeping on the couch sucks...

That explains why you're on the couch.

10
PRO TIP: Whenever your wife tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like, "That explains it..."

Man, sleeping on the couch sucks.

She must be serious about her hatred of tobacco.

11
I love my wife so much, even though I smoked a few cigs today and am sleeping on the couch

Shouldn't she be on the couch?

12
Sleeping on the couch because my wife can't get over her affair...

Well you didn't have to be rude about it...

13
My wife made me sleep on the couch cause i beat her again in scrabble and laughed at her😔

Read EVERYTHING.

14
My pregnant crazy hormonal wife is making me sleep on the couch because I didn't read the baby books... My advice to you guys, read the books. Read everything.

Should have noticed a few other things...

15
I'm sleeping on the couch because I simply noticed that my wife doesn't wear her favorite dress anymore. Apparently it doesn't fit anymore.

Can't joke about that, bud.

16
I made a JOKE about cheating on my wife and now I'm on the couch. It was a joke!!

SMH.

17
My wife's doctor said she couldn't make love for six weeks. I asked what her dentist said. Now I'm on the couch.

Not proud...

18
I'm sleeping on the couch tonight because I made stupid choices in my relationships. Go me!

Want to feel the warmth of someone else.

19
I'm sleeping on the couch because I'm home alone and hate how empty the house feels. I've never felt so vulnerable

Men have feelings, too.

20
I'm sleeping on the couch tonight because my wife doesn't know how to treat me.

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