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21 Medical Professionals Spill About Their Dumbest Patients
"Raid does not get rid of pubic crabs"

Had to explain Raid bug spray does not get rid of pubic crabs.... I kid you not.
A friend had to tell a patient not to smoke weed through his trach.
You don't have to be over 18 to become pregnant (they thought you could only biologically conceive a baby if you were 18+)
I'm a phlebotomist and had to explain to someone why they can't bend their arm with a 17 Guage needle in it..
I'm a dietician. I had a client tell me she had a salad with her meals, but kept gaining weight. After some questions, I found out she never ate the salad, she just had it next to her fattening food.
Explaining to patients why we can't just glue their crown back on after the whole tooth has broken off at their gums is my favorite